The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart Carny (1998)

Hank Azaria: Tooth Chipper Operator, Screamatorium Operator, Impervo the Painless, Humphrey the Talking Camel, Chief Wiggum, Bottomless Boat Ride Guide

Quotes 

• Chief Wiggum : Uh, I hate to interrupt your fun boys, but I got a few complaints that your game is crooked.

  Homer : [laughs]  And how.

  Chief Wiggum : Gee, I'd hate to close you down. Maybe we can reach a little, uh, understanding here.

  [holds out his hand] 

  Homer : [monotone]  I understand.

  Bart : Um, hey, Dad, I... I think he wants...

  Homer : Not right now, Son. Daddy's talking to a policeman.

  Chief Wiggum : Uh, let me put it this way. I'm looking for my friend Bill.

  [glances down at the cash box] 

  Chief Wiggum : Have you seen any Bills around here?

  Homer : No.

  [points to Bart] 

  Homer : He's Bart.

  Chief Wiggum : [groans]  Listen carefully, and watch me wink as I speak, okay?

  Homer : Okay.

  Chief Wiggum : The guy I'm really looking for, wink,

  [winks] 

  Chief Wiggum : is Mr. Bribe, wink, wink.

  [winks twice] 

  Homer : It's a ring toss game.

  Chief Wiggum : All right, that's it. I'm shutting this game down.