Scott Fults: Julian Matheson

Quotes 

• [commenting on his elders' delight in tame forms of Halloween entertainment] 

  Julian Matheson : How did you people ever get an empire?

• Mum Matheson : Now just a minute. There will be no fireworks in this house!

  Julian Matheson : I'll do them outside.

  Mum Matheson : No! Ivan was mad for fireworks. He almost lost his hands.

  Dad Matheson : Think of the money we could have saved on mittens.

• Liza Parfray : You've got to help me. He's going to hurt me!

  Randi Wallace : Who?

  Liza Parfray : The devil clown!

  Julian Matheson : I think it's old Horace.

  Liza Parfray : It's him. He's waiting for me.

  Julian Matheson : What's going on here!

  Randi Wallace : Look, Julian, take Liza up to her father. I'll be right there.

  Julian Matheson : What are you going to do?

  Randi Wallace : I'm just going to sniff... I'm just going to look around.

  Liza Parfray : Please don't. He might hurt you!

  Randi Wallace : It's okay. It's okay. I can be pretty tough. And if he comes at me, I'll kick him in the bells.

• [last lines] 

  [Julian exaggerated his exploits battling The Juggler to his school chums] 

  Dr. Ian Matheson : Don't you think you're exaggerating just a bit?

  Julian Matheson : Just creating a little bit of my own mythology, Professor.

• Julian Matheson : [referring to Ian]  Didn't he stay here last night?

  Mum Matheson : Yes, in the basement with Randi. They were experimentin'.

  Aunt Elsa : All night... Which part do you think they can't get right?