She Spies (TV Series)
Spies vs. Spy (2002)
Carlos Jacott: Jack Wilde
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Quotes
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Jack Wilde : [at the pool party, after pulling Elaine away from the wedding guests] Elaine, I'm sorry, but as the head of security, I'm gonna have to insist that you cancel your wedding.
Elaine : [stares at him, then bursts out laughing] Oh, cancel my wedding? Ah!
[laughs, shakes her head]
Elaine : Oh, that's wonderful! Oh, I had no idea Daddy hired someone with such a *marvelous* sense of humor. I'm sorry, what was your name again? Uh, uh, Mordechai? Eugene? Gaylord?
[shakes her head]
Jack Wilde : Jack.
Elaine : Right. Right. 'Course it is. That was nothing, Jack.
[toasts:]
Elaine : A scooch of levity to lighten the premarital jitters.
[turns around, walks away laughing]
Jack Wilde : [follows her] It wasn't levity. I wasn't joking. I'm absolutely serious. Somebody's trying to kill you, and you have to call this off.
Elaine : Okay... Now you're bumming me out, Jack.
Jack Wilde : [spins her around] Listen to me!
[she gasps]
Jack Wilde : You are in a lot of danger! You have no idea who you're dealing with here.
Elaine : [takes deep breath] No. *You*
[pokes at him with sharp-nail finger]
Elaine : have no idea who *you're* dealing with here. This is *my* wedding. It's about *me* and what I want. And I don't care if a ninja death squad bursts through my prize rose bushes and karate-kicks half my guests into the next county. I will *not* call it off.
Jack Wilde : [yells out] There was a bomb...!
[catches himself, glances back to see if someone might have heard]
Jack Wilde : There was a bomb on the grounds.
Elaine : [makes elementary gesture] Did it explode?
Jack Wilde : Well...
[shakes his head]
Jack Wilde : No. A little flag popped up.
Elaine : *Well* then, there isn't any danger, is there? It was probably Yuri's best man, Maharini. Those Kurdministanis are quite the practical jokesters.
[giggles]
Elaine : Or is it Kurdistanis? Or...
[stumbles over possible combinations]
Elaine : Anyway... it's a Stani. A very important Stani.
[flashes her bulky engagement ring]
Jack Wilde : [calling out to her after she walked past him] Elaine!
Elaine : [turns back] Gaylord! We're finished! Our conversation is over.
[shakes her head]
Elaine : And my father should be coming home from the airport very soon. And if you don't wanna be demoted to crossing guard at Arctic Circle Junior High,
[smiles:]
Elaine : you will drop the subject.
[turns her back on him, leaves]