Sex and the City (TV Series)

Secret Sex (1998)

Sarah Jessica Parker: Carrie Bradshaw

Quotes 

• Carrie Bradshaw : [regarding Mr. Big]  The thing is, I was dying to sleep with him, but isn't delayed gratification the definition of maturity?

• Carrie Bradshaw : [narrating voice over, after having sex on the first date with Mr. Big]  I will not be the first one to speak. And if he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly, as an asshole.

• Mr. Big : Interesting dress.

  Carrie : Meaning?

  Mr. Big : Interesting dress.

• [first lines] 

  Carrie Bradshaw : [narrating voice over]  Two weeks ago I had my picture taken...

• [Before Carrie goes on her first official date with Mr. Big, she's showing the girls what she's wearing] 

  Samantha Jones : Hey honey, it's fabulous. Bravo!

  Miranda Hobbes : It's tits on toast, baby. But you make it work.

  Charlotte York : Well, let's just say it. It's the "naked dress". I mean, you're obviously gonna have sex with him tonight.

  Carrie Bradshaw : Come on, it's our first date!

  Miranda Hobbes : She's not gonna have sex. She's just gonna look like sex.

  Carrie Bradshaw : That's right. I'm just the trailer.

  Samantha Jones : Please. If it happens, it happens. Bottoms up!

  Charlotte York : Wait a second! I thought you were serious about this guy, you can't sleep with him on the first date.

  Samantha Jones : Oh, God!

  Miranda Hobbes : Here she goes again with 'The Rules.'

  Samantha Jones : The women who wrote that book, they wrote it because they couldn't get laid. So they constructed this whole bullshit theory to make women who can get laid feel bad.

• Miranda Hobbes : Forget the math, just don't fuck on a first date, you're fine.

  Carrie Bradshaw : Third date.

  Charlotte York : Too soon!

  Samantha Jones : Reality check.

• Miranda Hobbes : [the man Miranda had just met at the gym asked her out]  No, it's too quick. I think maybe that kick in his head scrambled his brains.

  Carrie Bradshaw : No, too quick is sleeping with him on the first date. That's too quick.

  Miranda Hobbes : You both got excited, and you went for it. Stop blaming yourself.

  Carrie Bradshaw : No, I don't blame myself. I blame the dress. The dress!

• Samantha Jones : Have I ever had fabulous sex with someone that I didn't want to admit to? Hmm. Did I ever tell you about that jazz musician who lived with his mother in Queens?

  Carrie Bradshaw : Yeah, Alex.

  Samantha Jones : What about the window washer?

  Carrie Bradshaw : The one who doesn't wear any underwear?

  Samantha Jones : I met this gorgerous kid in Spy Bar last year. He was...

  Carrie Bradshaw : He turned out to be in high school.

  [narrating voice over] 

  Carrie Bradshaw : Evidently, Samantha had had lots of sex, none of which was secret.

  Samantha Jones : Fine, it just proves that I'm not ashamed of anyone whom I've slept with.

• Samantha Jones : There's no such thing as bad publicity.

  Carrie Bradshaw : Yeah, you would say that, you're a publicist.

• Charlotte York : So we would talk about art, and sex, and the Torah.

  Carrie Bradshaw : Well, why didn't you introduce him to anybody?

  Charlotte York : I was embarrassed! I mean, I couldn't really date him. And he couldn't date me. I mean, what would people think?

  Samantha Jones : Well, if the sex was good, who cares what anybody thinks?

• [last lines] 

  Carrie Bradshaw : So you and me... Then maybe this is for real?

  Mr. Big : Could be...

• [voice-over, about Charlotte's secret tryst with a Jewish artist] 

  Carrie Bradshaw : It was so sexy, so forbidden: Daddy's little Episcopalian princess in the arms of one of God's chosen People.