Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Yada Yada (1997)

Henry Woronicz: Father Curtis

Quotes 

• Father Curtis : [in a confessional booth]  Tell me your sins, my son.

  Jerry : Well, I should tell you that I'm Jewish.

  Father Curtis : That's no sin.

  Jerry : Oh, good. Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism just for the jokes.

  Father Curtis : And this offends you as a Jewish person?

  Jerry : No, it offends me as a comedian!

• Father Curtis : Yada yada yada, I pronounce you man and wife.