"Seinfeld" The Wig Master (TV Episode 1996) Poster

(TV Series)

(1996)

Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer

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Quotes 

  • Police Officer : [taking Kramer's mugshot]  I said turn, pimp.

    Cosmo Kramer : [heavily sobbing]  I'm not a pimp!

  • Cosmo Kramer : And now, if you would excuse us we need to get to bed.

  • Cosmo Kramer : [seing a prostitute and a client having sex in his car]  Oh, Sweet Maria!

    [Kramer opens the door to the car and kicks them out, the man flees] 

    Prostitute : [angrily]  You just cost me some money!

    [the prostitute starts fighting with Kramer] 

    Cosmo Kramer : Hey, cool it lady!

    [a police car arrives and both Kramer and the prostitute are arrested] 

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