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Jerry Seinfeld : The main difference between the women's wallet and the man's wallet is the photo section. True? Women carry with them a photograph of every person they've ever met every day in their whole life since the beginning of time, and every picture's out of date. You know what I mean? It's, "Here's my cousin, 3 years old. She's in the Marines now. This is my dog. He died during the Johnson administration." You get stopped by a cop. No license, no registration. "Here's 56 people that know me." Cop goes, "All right, ma'am, just wanted to make sure you had some friends. Move it along. Routine pal check."
