Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Wait Out (1996)

Danny Woodburn: Mickey Abbott

Quotes 

• Mickey : So, Bradley. I guess this is the last place you expected to find yourself.

  [Kramer takes a deep breath] 

  Mickey : Well we're gonna be here a while so take a seat.

  [Kramer is struggling to sit down in the chair, while Mickey has his back turned with a pack of cigarettes] 

  Mickey : You know if it hadn't been for that secretary of yours... I said sit down!

  [Kramer is still struggling to sit down, and a frustrated Mickey throws the pack of cigarettes to the floor] 

  Cosmo Kramer : [under his breath, which is hard to make out]  I'm trying!

  Mickey : Bradley!, it's very important that you sit down.

  [Kramer is still struggling to sit down] 

  Mickey : Now for the last time, try again to SIT DOWN!

  Mickey : [running]  Sit down, you big stupid ape!

  [Mickey angrily lunges at Kramer, tackling him to the floor]