Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Strike (1997)

Daniel von Bargen: Kruger

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• Kruger : George, we have a problem. There's a memo, here, from accounting telling me there's no such thing as the Human Fund.

  George Costanza : Well, there could be.

  Kruger : But there isn't.

  George Costanza : Well, I - I could, Uh, I could give the money back. Here.

  [George hands the cheque back to Kruger] 

  Kruger : George, I don't get it. If there's no Human Fund, those donation cards were fake. You better have a damn good reason why you gave me a fake Christmas gift.

  George Costanza : Well, sir, I - I gave out the fake card, because, um, I don't really celebrate Christmas. I, um, I celebrate Festivus.

  Kruger : Feminist?

  George Costanza : Festivus, Sir. And, uh, I was afraid that I would be persecuted for my beliefs. They drove my family out of Bayside, Sir!

  Kruger : Are you making all this up, too?

  George Costanza : Oh, no, Sir. Festivus is all too real. And... I could prove it - if I had to.

  Kruger : Yeah, you probably should.