Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Strike (1997)
Jerry Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld
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Quotes
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Cosmo Kramer : Great news! Yeah, the strike has been settled. I'm going back to work.
Jerry : What strike?
Cosmo Kramer : Yeah, H&H Bagels. That's where I worked.
Jerry : You?
Elaine : Worked?
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Jerry : Happy Festivus!
Cosmo Kramer : What's Festivus?
Jerry : When George was growing up...
George Costanza : [interrupts] ... NO!
Jerry : His father...
George Costanza : [interrupts] ... Stop it! It's nothing. It's a stupid holiday my father invented. It doesn't exist!
Elaine : [as she walks into Jerry's apartment] Happy Festivus, Georgie.
George Costanza : [yelling] God!
Cosmo Kramer : Frank invented a holiday? He's so prolific!
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Elaine : Oh, I can't believe it! I've lost my "Atomic Sub" card!... Oh no! I bet I wrote that fake number on the back of it when I gave it to denim vest!
Jerry : So?
Elaine : I've eaten 23 bad subs, I just need 1 more! It's like a long, bad movie, but you want to see the end of it!
Jerry : No, you walk out.
Elaine : Alright, then, it's like a boring book, but you gotta finish it.
Jerry : No, you wait for the movie!