Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Statue (1991)

Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer

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Quotes 

• Jerry Seinfeld : [pointing between George and Kramer]  Ink a dink, a bottle of ink, the cork fell out and you stink...

  [His finger lands on George, who makes a despairing motion] 

  Jerry Seinfeld : Not because you're dirty, not because you're clean, just because you kissed a girl behind a magazine...

  [His finger lands on Kramer, who laughs smugly. George knows what Jerry's going to do next] 

  Kramer : No, no...

  Jerry Seinfeld : [pointing at Kramer again]  And...

  Kramer : What? Wha- wait a minute! No, no...

  Jerry Seinfeld : You... are... it!

  [His finger lands on George]