Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Statue (1991)

Jason Alexander: George Costanza

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• George Costanza : Oh my god, it's exactly the same.

  Jerry Seinfeld : What?

  George Costanza : When I was 10 years old, my parents had this very same statue on the mantel of our apartment. Exactly. And one day, I grabbed it. I was using it as a microphone. I was singing "MacArthur Park", and I got to the part about "I'll never have the recipe again" and it slipped out of my hand and broke. My parents looked at me like I had smashed the Ten Commandments. To this day they bring it up, it was the single most damaging experience of my life, aside from seeing my father naked.