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Elaine Benes : You know, one of these days something terrible is going to happen to you. It has to!
Jerry Seinfeld : No, I'm going to be just fine.
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Jerry Seinfeld : All right. Look, I'll tell ya what, I'll give you $50. Now, be reasonable you cannot turn down $50 for a $6 rye.
Mabel : [agitated] No? Watch me.
Jerry Seinfeld : Give me that rye!
[Jerry reaches towards the rye bread under Mabel's arm]
Mabel : Stop it!
Jerry Seinfeld : I want that rye, lady!
Mabel : [shouts as Jerry starts to grab her arm] Help! Someone help!
Jerry Seinfeld : Shut up, you old bag!
[Jerry successfully steals the marble rye bread from Mabel and sprints down the street]
Mabel : [shouting] Stop thief! Stop him! He's got my marble rye!
[Jerry continues to run down the street with the rye bread as Mabel screams for help]
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Jerry Seinfeld : Uh, excuse me. I know this is gonna sound crazy but I - I have to have that rye. It's a - it's a long story, but a person's whole future may depend on it.
Mabel : Well, I'm sorry, but you should have got here earlier.
Jerry Seinfeld : Yes. Well, be that as it may, if you could just find it in yourself to give it up.
Mabel : You're not getting this rye.
Jerry Seinfeld : All right. All right. I'll tell ya what I'm gonna do, I will give you double what you paid for it.
[Mabel shoves Jerry out of her path]
Mabel : You're in my way!
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Cosmo Kramer : You know, Clyde, he plays backup with John Germaine.
Jerry Seinfeld : John Germaine? That is amazing, I was just talking about him upstairs with Elaine.
Clyde : Oh yeah?
Jerry Seinfeld : Oh, yeah. My friend Elaine and him are goin' out. They're pretty hot and heavy.
Clyde : [shocked] Is that right?
