Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Puerto Rican Day (1998)

Yul Vazquez: Bob

Quotes 

• [Kramer accidentally lights the Puerto Rican flag on fire and tries to stomp it out] 

  Man : [yells]  Hey! There's a guy burning the Puerto Rican flag!

  Bob : Who's burning the flag?

  Cedric : That's not very nice.

  Cosmo Kramer : It was an accident.

  Bob : Do you know what day this is? Because *I* know what day this is, *they* know what day this is, so I was wondering

  [yells] 

  Bob : if you know what day this is!

  Cedric : Because it's Puerto Rican Day!