Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Postponement (1995)
Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer
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Quotes
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George Costanza : [to Jerry] You're a good friend. If you killed somebody, I wouldn't turn you in.
[George leaves]
Jerry : Hey, Kramer, if I killed somebody, would you turn me in?
Cosmo Kramer : Definitely.
Jerry : You're kidding!
Cosmo Kramer : No, no. I would turn you in.
Jerry : You would turn me in?
Cosmo Kramer : I wouldn't even think about it.
Jerry : I can't believe I'm hearing this. You're supposed to be a friend of mine!
Cosmo Kramer : Well, what kind of person are you going around killing people?
Jerry : Well, I am sure I had a good reason!
Cosmo Kramer : Well, if you'll kill this person, who's to say I wouldn't be next?
Jerry : But you know me!
Cosmo Kramer : I thought I did!
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Jerry : So, you're nothing but a stoolie. Admit it.
Cosmo Kramer : Hey, don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
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Jerry : Another caffè latte?
Cosmo Kramer : You better believe it.
Jerry : Since when are you so trendy?
Cosmo Kramer : Hey, baby, I set the trends! Who do you think started this whole caffè latte?
Jerry : I don't recall you drinking caffè lattes.
Cosmo Kramer : I've been drinking caffè lattes since the fifth grade and I haven't looked back.