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Cosmo Kramer : Well, my swimming pool problems are solved. I just found myself miles and miles of open lanes.
Jerry : What is that smell?
Cosmo Kramer : That's East River.
Jerry : You're swimming in the East River? The most heavily trafficked, overly contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?
Cosmo Kramer : Technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage.
Jerry : How could you swim in that water?
Cosmo Kramer : I saw a couple of other guys out there.
Jerry : Swimming?
Cosmo Kramer : Floating, they weren't moving much. But they were out there.
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Cosmo Kramer : Well, my swimming pool problems are solved. I just found miles and miles of open lanes.
Jerry : What is that smell?
Cosmo Kramer : That's the East River.
Jerry : You're swimming in the East River? The most heavily trafficked, overly contaminated waterway on the Eastern seaboard?
Cosmo Kramer : Technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage.
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Cosmo Kramer : My old one sprung a leak.
Elaine Benes : You have a water bed?
Cosmo Kramer : Sand. It's like sleeping on the beach.
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Cosmo Kramer : At 10, they start the aquacise, 35 geriatrics throwing elbows. It was like I was swimming through a flabby-armed spanking machine.
