- Cosmo Kramer: I'd like to cancel my mail.
- Mail Clerk: Certainly. How long would you like us to hold it?
- Cosmo Kramer: I want out, permanently.
- Newman: I'll handle this, Violet. Why don't you take your 3-hour break.
- Frankie Merman: [George and his cousin are about to have sex in the van when Jack shows up outside] Seinfeld's van! Seinfeld's van!
- Rhisa: What's he saying? Son of Sam?
- George Costanza: [runs out of the van, screaming] I *KNEW* IT WASN'T BERKOWITZ!
- Elaine Benes: Well, what, what about your fact-checking job?
- Jack: [dancing around] Oh... here's a fact. Uh, I'm the Wiz! I'm the Wiz and nobody beats me!
- Estelle Costanza: Why did Kramer have to park the van in the woods?
- Frank Costanza: Isn't it obvious. There are no parking meters out here.