Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Invitations (1996)
Jason Alexander: George Costanza
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[last lines]
George Costanza : Yes, I'd like to speak to Marisa Tomei, please? Marisa, hi. It's George Costanza. I'm the short, funny, quirky bald man you met a little while ago... Yeah, I was just calling 'cause I wanted you to know that I'm not engaged anymore... Well, uh, she died... Toxic glue. From the wedding invitations... Well, we were expecting about two hundred people. Yeah... Anyway... I got the funeral tomorrow but, uh... my weekend is pretty wide open and I was wondering...
[Marisa hangs up]
George Costanza : Hello? Hello?
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George Costanza : She's, uh... gone.
Jerry Seinfeld : Dead?
Elaine Benes : I'm... so sorry George?
Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah, me too.
Cosmo Kramer : Poor Lilly.
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Doctor : I'm sorry, she's gone.
George Costanza : What's that?
Doctor : She expired.
George Costanza : Are you sure?
Doctor : Yes, of course.
George Costanza : So... she's dead?
Doctor : Yes.
George Costanza : Huh.
Doctor : Let me ask you, had she been exposed to any kind of inexpensive glue?
George Costanza : Why?
Doctor : We found traces of a certain toxic adhesive commonly found in very low-priced envelopes.
George Costanza : Well, she was sending out our wedding invitations.
Doctor : That's probably what did it.
George Costanza : We were expecting about two hundred people...
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Jerry Seinfeld : So I guess... you're not getting married.
George Costanza : Yeah...
Jerry Seinfeld : But...
George Costanza : Yeah?
Jerry Seinfeld : Well, now I'm engaged.
George Costanza : Yeah.
Jerry Seinfeld : Well, I thought we'd both be getting married.
George Costanza : Hey, what can I tell you?
Elaine Benes : Alright...
George Costanza : Come on, let's get some coffee.
Jerry Seinfeld : We had a pact!
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George Costanza : Well, I put a lot of thought into this and I think that I would like you to sign a prenuptial agreement.
Susan Ross : A prenup?
George Costanza : Yeah.
[Susan bursts out laughing]
George Costanza : What's so funny?
Susan Ross : You don't have any money.