Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Invitations (1996)
Jerry Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld
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Quotes
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George Costanza : She's, uh... gone.
Jerry Seinfeld : Dead?
Elaine Benes : I'm... so sorry George?
Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah, me too.
Cosmo Kramer : Poor Lilly.
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Jerry Seinfeld : So I guess... you're not getting married.
George Costanza : Yeah...
Jerry Seinfeld : But...
George Costanza : Yeah?
Jerry Seinfeld : Well, now I'm engaged.
George Costanza : Yeah.
Jerry Seinfeld : Well, I thought we'd both be getting married.
George Costanza : Hey, what can I tell you?
Elaine Benes : Alright...
George Costanza : Come on, let's get some coffee.
Jerry Seinfeld : We had a pact!
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[first lines]
Jerry Seinfeld : I think if the wedding invitations were left up to the men, we'd just drive around sticking fliers in windshields, you know. Just... Not even typed up either. Just magic markers, Xeroxed, you know. "Party!" What's needed is a divorce announcement. "Mr. and Mrs. Fred Johnson request the honor of your presence at the returning of their daughter back to Mr. and Mrs. Fred Johnson."