- [Elaine and Peterman are watching "The English Patient". Elaine is about to freak out of boredom]
- Elaine Benes: [quietly] No. I can't do this any more. I can't. It's too long.
- Elaine Benes: [yells] Quit telling your stupid story about the stupid desert, and just die already! DIE!
- J. Peterman: [surprised] Elaine, you don't like the movie?
- Elaine Benes: [shouts] I hate it!
- [the audience shushes Elaine]
- Elaine Benes: [shouts back] Oh, go to hell!
- [as Elaine turns to re-enter the theatre, she sees Gail, Carol and Lisa coming out]
- Elaine Benes: [surprised] Hey, what're you guys doing here?
- Lisa: We just saw "The English Patient" again.
- Gail: It's even better the second time.
- Elaine Benes: [sarcastically] They made it longer?
- Jerry Seinfeld: You must be Kramer's guys. Come on in. You got the cigars?
- Guillermo: What cigars?
- Jerry Seinfeld: Kramer said I was supposed to bring him back some Cubans.
- Guillermo: We are the Cubans.