Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Doorman (1995)

Jerry Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld

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• Jerry Seinfeld : You think you're better than me?

• [first lines] 

  Jerry Seinfeld : Remember a few years ago in New York, we had the doorman strike? They have a union in the fancy buildings, and they went out on strike. Now, you would think, if any group of people would not want to demonstrate what life would be like without them, it would be doormen. "Let's see how they do without us." There's no doorman, people open the door, they walk in. You know. I mean, whose gonna walk out next? The guys that clean your windshield at the traffic light with the dirty rag? "We demand shorter yellows and longer reds."

• George Costanza : My father opened his shirt...

  Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah, and?

  George Costanza : Tell him, Kramer.

  Cosmo Kramer : He had breasts.

  Jerry Seinfeld : What do you mean, breasts?

  George Costanza : Big breasts.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Come on, a lot of older men have that.

  Cosmo Kramer : No, not these. These were real hooters.