Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Diplomat's Club (1995)
Jason Alexander: George Costanza
Quotes
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Jerry Seinfeld : Hey, Elaine's quitting.
George Costanza : Really?
Elaine Benes : I'm marchin' in.
George Costanza : I've done the march in. Best feeling in the world.
Jerry Seinfeld : How about the march out?
George Costanza : Not as good. That's when you realize all the money you're losing.
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George Costanza : [George is trying to pass off Karl the exterminator as his black friend] I love this place. You know, Karl and I come here all the time.
Morgan : Is that right?
Karl : Yeah. I come here all the time. You wouldn't believe the rat problems in the kitchen.
[George spits out his food]