Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Chaperone (1994)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Elaine Benes

Quotes 

• Landis : [interviewing Elaine for a job]  Not many people have grace.

  Elaine Benes : Well, you know, grace is a tough one. I like to think I have a little grace. Not as much as Jackie O...

  Landis : You can't have a little grace. You either have grace or you don't.

  Elaine Benes : Okay, fine. I have no grace.

  Landis : And you can't acquire grace.

  Elaine Benes : Well, I have no intention of getting grace.

  Landis : Grace isn't something you can pick up at the market.

  Elaine Benes : [annoyed]  Alright, alright, look, I don't have grace, I don't want grace, I don't even say grace, okay?

  Landis : Thank you for coming in.

  Elaine Benes : Yeah yeah right.