Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Big Salad (1994)

Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer

Quotes 

• 9-1-1 Dispatch Operator : 9-1-1, What are you reporting?

  Kramer : Yeah, this is Kramer, I got Genderson in the car. He wants to see his fish. I'm taking him to see his fish, so tell the police to back off.

  9-1-1 Dispatch Operator : Okay, sir, and what's your name?

  Kramer : My name is Kramer. You know who I am dammit!

• Kramer : Jerry!

  Jerry Seinfeld : Well, it has nothing to do with you.

  Kramer : Yeah, but maybe he was so mad from the penalty stroke that he murdered the dry cleaner.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Well, generally speaking you don't need any extra incentive to murder a dry cleaner. I wouldn't worry about that.