- Stacey Carosi: Look, I promise to take this up with my father as soon as he gets back.
- Jessica 'Jessie' Myrtle Spano: Oh, you promise. Why should any oppressed people have faith in the promise of a heartless ruling class?
- Zachary 'Zack' Morris: Oh, Jessie, come off it!
- Jessica 'Jessie' Myrtle Spano: Oh, Zack, you wouldn't understand. You live in a world of privilege.
- Zachary 'Zack' Morris: Yeah, and you live next door to me!
- Zachary 'Zack' Morris: Alright, who knows how to make what?
- Kelly Kapowski: I make scrambled eggs.
- Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater: I can make hotdogs.
- Lisa Turtle: All I can make are reservations.
- Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater: How do you make a Bavarian chocolate cream cake?
- Samuel 'Screech' Powers: With Bavarian chocolate! Duh!