- Gail Skolnick: I wanna thank everyone that got behind Meat, you know who you are.
- Ian MacDonald: Lauren, Max, go to bed, we're bringing home the Gutie!
- Billy Crystal: I haven't seen anyone that excited since I saw Madonna hitchhiking.
- [pauses for laughter]
- Billy Crystal: I just made that up. When I saw him so excited, I, I figured I should do something about how excited he was. Moving on.