Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Willie Nelson (1987)

Willie Nelson: Self - Host, Musical Guest, Various

Quotes 

• Anita : I'm working on my Cosmotology course.

  Eddie Frank : Cosmo-what?

  Anita : Cosmotology. It is the study of, of hairstyles and how they behave on the human head.

• Tommy Flanagan : So, what have you been up to?

  Willie Nelson : Well, I got a new movie coming out.

  Tommy Flanagan : No kidding? What's it called?

  Willie Nelson : It's called the Red Headed Stranger. I play the part of a preacher.

  Tommy Flanagan : Oh yeah, I heard about that on 'Church Chat'.

  Willie Nelson : Oh, you watch that show?

  Tommy Flanagan : Religiously.

• Church Lady : [interviewing Willie Nelson]  Now, William, I understand there is lots of sex, drugs and rock and roll on the road.

  Willie Nelson : Oh, c'mon, Church Lady, it's not like that. Most nights after a concert I just want to go to sleep.

  Church Lady : Come now, William, I know that you have a pile of naked drunken groupies waiting for you and "Little Willie" to rise out of the pulpit.