- Bubba Bexley: I want my Daddy's records.
- Fred G. Sanford: What are you doing, Bubba?
- Bubba Bexley: I'm just practicing, in case you want to get them back from this place too.
- Fred G. Sanford: Wait a minute, Bubba! Don't sit down there!
- Bubba Bexley: What? What'd I do?
- Fred G. Sanford: It's not what you did, it's what you were about to do.You nearly sat on the last Blind Mellow Jelly Album on the whole West Coast!
- Bubba Bexley: Boy, I'm sure glad you stopped me, Fred.
- Fred G. Sanford: Yeah, if you'd have sat on that record your name would've been Mudd!
- [Moves the record]
- Fred G. Sanford: Now sit down.
- [Fred sits down, a loud crack is heard. Fred looks sick]
- Lamont Sanford: Bubba, I'd like you to meet my father, Mr. Mudd.