Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford

Quotes 

• Fred G. Sanford : Wait a minute, Bubba! Don't sit down there!

  Bubba Bexley : What? What'd I do?

  Fred G. Sanford : It's not what you did, it's what you were about to do.You nearly sat on the last Blind Mellow Jelly Album on the whole West Coast!

  Bubba Bexley : Boy, I'm sure glad you stopped me, Fred.

  Fred G. Sanford : Yeah, if you'd have sat on that record your name would've been Mudd!

  [Moves the record] 

  Fred G. Sanford : Now sit down.

  [Fred sits down, a loud crack is heard. Fred looks sick] 

  Lamont Sanford : Bubba, I'd like you to meet my father, Mr. Mudd.