- Lamont Sanford: Haven't you ever heard of the Good Samaritan?
- Fred Sanford: You know I don't like them Japanese movies.
- Lamont Sanford: That's Samaritan, not samurai!
- Fred Sanford: [Finding Gus in a bathtub outside after being thrown out once before] Now get up out of there!
- Gus: I'm going. But just know I'll never contribute to the NAACP!
- Fred Sanford: Good, and I'll never contribute to the KKK!