- Simon Templar: I'm making an inventory of this circus and I see I finally arrived at the monkey house!
- Jack Groom: [viewing Simon Templar through a lens] Oh yes, I see, how tall are you ?
- Simon Templar: Six foot two.
- Jack Groom: [stepping back, looking through the lens] Can you grow a moustache in ten days ?
- Simon Templar: Why is there a market for them ?
- Jack Groom: Well you don't look like a saint. Your hair is flat and no moustache not like a saint at all.
- Simon Templar: Well I am a saint, I'm Simon Templar the Saint.