- Sabrina Spellman: [opening lines]
- [Roxie is frantically searching through her wardrobe]
- Sabrina Spellman: Training for the Olympic clothes toss?
- Roxie King: I'm looking for my black T-shirt. Have you seen it?
- Sabrina Spellman: Not only have I seen it, I washed it.
- [presents cleaned garment]
- Roxie King: [dismayed] You washed my T-shirt? How could you?
- Sabrina Spellman: [taken aback] You're welcome. Happy to do you a favor. Here, smell. Fresh as a springtime morning.
- Roxie King: The only thing I hate more than springtime is morning. New rule: Never. Touch. My Stuff.
- Sabrina Spellman: Newer rule: Okay. I won't. So there.
- Roxie King: [worriedly] How far in my diary did you get?
- Katrina: [teasing smile] Enough to know that you had a dream about Miles last night.
- [goes off]
- Miles Goodman: [intrigued] Really?
- [wants to hear more]
- Roxie King: Don't get too excited. You were dead.
- [last lines]
- Zelda Spellman: [interrogating] Mother's maiden name?
- Sabrina Spellman: Becker.
- Hilda Spellman: Favorite dessert that doesn't involve chocolate?
- Sabrina Spellman: There isn't one. How long is this gonna go on?
- Zelda Spellman: Until we make absolutely sure that you are the real Sabrina.
- Hilda Spellman: Say whoo-hoo.
- Sabrina Spellman: [with zing:] Whoo-hoo!
- Salem Saberhagen: Impostor!
- Sabrina Spellman: Back off, fur-ball, or I'm gonna tell Aunt Zelda about the time I caught you in her lingerie drawer trying on her lacy...
- Salem Saberhagen: It's Sabrina!