Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
You Can't Twin (2000)
Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman, Katrina
Quotes
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Sabrina Spellman : [opening lines]
[Roxie is frantically searching through her wardrobe]
Sabrina Spellman : Training for the Olympic clothes toss?
Roxie King : I'm looking for my black T-shirt. Have you seen it?
Sabrina Spellman : Not only have I seen it, I washed it.
[presents cleaned garment]
Roxie King : [dismayed] You washed my T-shirt? How could you?
Sabrina Spellman : [taken aback] You're welcome. Happy to do you a favor. Here, smell. Fresh as a springtime morning.
Roxie King : The only thing I hate more than springtime is morning. New rule: Never. Touch. My Stuff.
Sabrina Spellman : Newer rule: Okay. I won't. So there.
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Roxie King : [worriedly] How far in my diary did you get?
Katrina : [teasing smile] Enough to know that you had a dream about Miles last night.
[goes off]
Miles Goodman : [intrigued] Really?
[wants to hear more]
Roxie King : Don't get too excited. You were dead.
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[last lines]
Zelda Spellman : [interrogating] Mother's maiden name?
Sabrina Spellman : Becker.
Hilda Spellman : Favorite dessert that doesn't involve chocolate?
Sabrina Spellman : There isn't one. How long is this gonna go on?
Zelda Spellman : Until we make absolutely sure that you are the real Sabrina.
Hilda Spellman : Say whoo-hoo.
Sabrina Spellman : [with zing:] Whoo-hoo!
Salem Saberhagen : Impostor!
Sabrina Spellman : Back off, fur-ball, or I'm gonna tell Aunt Zelda about the time I caught you in her lingerie drawer trying on her lacy...
Salem Saberhagen : It's Sabrina!