- Phil The Dog: [about Sean Hexton] Let me handle it, there's a pack of rottweilers downtown who owe me.
- James Hexton: You want to have a student attacked by a pack of wild dogs?
- Phil The Dog: You make it sound so dirty...
- James Hexton: That's probably because my method of education doesn't usually involve drawing blood.
- Sabrina Spellman: Oh, please, professor, there's a lot more to Amanda than meets the eye. I mean, she's very serious about school.
- Amanda: [magically transforms teacher's office into deli] I'll have a banana split, two scoops of vanilla, with chocolate sprinkles.
- [smiling sweetly at professor who is now an attendant:]
- Amanda: Oh, and get a little something for yourself.
- Zelda Spellman: We're sorry Amanda's taken over your room, but we can't turn our backs on family.
- Sabrina Spellman: Oh, I wouldn't turn my back on Amanda. Ever.
- Sabrina Spellman: [an explosion or a thunderbolt?] Please, let that be an earthquake!
- Amanda: [rushing down the stairs] Hi, everybody. Thank you so, so much for taking me in.
- [hugging Zelda]
- Amanda: Ooh, what died in here?
- Zelda Spellman: That would be our dinner.
- Amanda: I'll order in.
- [to Sabrina:]
- Amanda: I guess since you're at college, I'll be taking over your room. I think it's gonna be really cool once I change everything about it.
- [heads back upstairs]
- Sabrina Spellman: Well, that just killed my appetite.
- Zelda Spellman: [no longer interested in her plate] Oh, I think it killed everybody's.
- Hilda Spellman: [as Salem gorges himself] Well, not everybody's.
- James Hexton: [consulting file] All right, let's see, you've been expelled from twelve different schools, you forced fourteen teachers into early retirement, one into a straitjacket,
- [causing Sabrina to look at her sharply as Amanda just nods proudly]
- James Hexton: on the other hand, you were the top seller in the Other Realm High magazine drive.
- Sabrina Spellman: That's what I love about Amanda, she's a real go-getter.
- James Hexton: It says here you never turned in the money.
- Amanda: That's because I spent it on a mountain bike. No, wait, I stole the bike, and spent the money on a Kate Spade bag.
- Sabrina Spellman: So Amanda has a problem with dishonesty and greed. But that's just because of her troubled background. I mean, I think if you just get to know Amanda, you will see that she is a good spirit with a kind heart.
- [Amanda zaps her file, setting it ablaze in teacher's hands]
- Sabrina Spellman: See how quickly she warmed up to you?
- Robin Davis: I'm mortal. The only magic I can do involves mascara and
- [swings her blond tresses]
- Robin Davis: Lady Clairol.
- Haley: Hi. You must be Amanda. Are you a new student here?
- Amanda: [scoffs] I hope not.
- Haley: You're negative. I used to be negative. Now I just wanna make a good impression and have people like me for the positive, uplifting person that I am.
- Amanda: [unimpressed, gets up] Good luck with that.
- Haley: Thanks.
- [clock chimes]
- Haley: Time for class. Are you sitting in?
- Amanda: Wouldn't miss it.
- Haley: Great. You can sit right next to me. The seat is always empty.
- [goes off]
- Amanda: [sarcastically] What a shock.
- Haley: So, what do you do for fun?
- Amanda: You're looking at the witch who put the hole in the ozone layer.
- Sean Hexton: Wow,
- [patronizing:]
- Sean Hexton: I didn't know girls could do stuff like that.
- Amanda: Well, you don't know this girl.
- Sam: Okay, Amanda, what else do you got in that magic bag?
- Amanda: [laughing] Anything from cold sores to cold wars.
- Sean Hexton: Cool. Let me be the first to say, you'd be a real asset to this school.
- Haley: And you can help me with the yearbook.
- [which doesn't go down well with Amanda]
- Sabrina Spellman: [flatly] Alright. Let me have it. You hate this place, right?
- Amanda: I don't know. Beats living with stepfather number 19.
- Sabrina Spellman: [shocked and surprised] Amanda, that is the most positive thing you've ever said! You must really like it here!
- Amanda: Well, it's the first I place I ever felt I belonged.
- Sabrina Spellman: If you get accepted here, you don't have to be shuttled back and forth from realm to realm. You could really find some stability here and turn your life around.
- Amanda: Yeah it all *sounds* good, but I learned a long time ago not to get my hopes up.
- Duck Umbrella: I'll put in a good word for ya, but it may not carry much weight. I'm an umbrella!