- Roxie King: Sabrina, you gotta use connections. I don't know why you don't take me up on my offer. I mean, my friend does write for The Village Voice.
- Sabrina Spellman: He writes letters to the editor. He's a crackpot.
- Roxie King: A published crackpot.
- Salem Saberhagen: [bandage and plasters] What do I care? I got beat up by a rat. He humiliated me.
- Sabrina Spellman: I thought you said you gave him a licking?
- Salem Saberhagen: I did, but not in a macho way.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Sabrina, get dressed.
- Sabrina Spellman: Why?
- Morgan Cavanaugh: You have to come with me. I mean, you can do all that face-to-face stuff. What I do is write.
- Sabrina Spellman: And what I'm thinking of doing is so wrong.
- Sabrina Spellman: I gotta get a job as a reporter, even if I have to go as far as New York.
- Salem Saberhagen: Why do you have to go to New York? You already got an offer from the Boston Globe.
- Sabrina Spellman: Yeah, three days a week as an assistant associate to the associate assistant. I think I'm beyond that.
- Salem Saberhagen: Well, you'd better get something, or I won't be the only one in this house who's eating cat food.