Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Total Sabrina Live: Part 2 (2002)

Nick Bakay: Salem Saberhagen

Quotes 

• Salem Saberhagen : [bandage and plasters]  What do I care? I got beat up by a rat. He humiliated me.

  Sabrina Spellman : I thought you said you gave him a licking?

  Salem Saberhagen : I did, but not in a macho way.

• Sabrina Spellman : I gotta get a job as a reporter, even if I have to go as far as New York.

  Salem Saberhagen : Why do you have to go to New York? You already got an offer from the Boston Globe.

  Sabrina Spellman : Yeah, three days a week as an assistant associate to the associate assistant. I think I'm beyond that.

  Salem Saberhagen : Well, you'd better get something, or I won't be the only one in this house who's eating cat food.