Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Total Sabrina Live: Part 2 (2002)

Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman

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• Roxie King : Sabrina, you gotta use connections. I don't know why you don't take me up on my offer. I mean, my friend does write for The Village Voice.

  Sabrina Spellman : He writes letters to the editor. He's a crackpot.

  Roxie King : A published crackpot.

• Salem Saberhagen : [bandage and plasters]  What do I care? I got beat up by a rat. He humiliated me.

  Sabrina Spellman : I thought you said you gave him a licking?

  Salem Saberhagen : I did, but not in a macho way.

• Morgan Cavanaugh : Sabrina, get dressed.

  Sabrina Spellman : Why?

  Morgan Cavanaugh : You have to come with me. I mean, you can do all that face-to-face stuff. What I do is write.

  Sabrina Spellman : And what I'm thinking of doing is so wrong.

• Sabrina Spellman : I gotta get a job as a reporter, even if I have to go as far as New York.

  Salem Saberhagen : Why do you have to go to New York? You already got an offer from the Boston Globe.

  Sabrina Spellman : Yeah, three days a week as an assistant associate to the associate assistant. I think I'm beyond that.

  Salem Saberhagen : Well, you'd better get something, or I won't be the only one in this house who's eating cat food.