- Salem Saberhagen: That's awful. I hate prejudice. Do you know how many women have rejected me just because I have four legs and a tail? It's wrong, I tell ya! Why don't they care about what's inside?
- Sabrina Spellman: Salem, what's on the inside of you, is a selfish, misogynistic pig.
- Salem Saberhagen: Hey, pigs are people too!
- Zelda Spellman: So, I hear things are heating up between you and Derek.
- Sabrina Spellman: Well, let's just say we could melt a glacier.
- Hilda Spellman: [in bar] I demand an answer. Is there somebody out there for me?
- [causing a rush of patrons fleeing outside]
- Sabrina Spellman: I think you just killed happy hour.