"Sabrina the Teenage Witch" Sabrina's Perfect Christmas (TV Episode 2000) - Melissa Joan Hart as Sabrina Spellman

Sabrina Spellman : Hey, Roxie, what's your family doing for Christmas?

Roxie King : The usual. We put up an aluminum tree, get take-out from Taco Bell, and then I watch my Dad and step-mom exchange cartons of Winston Lights.

Morgan Cavanaugh : [overhears] Your family exchanges cigarettes?

Roxie King : Hey, it's just not Christmas without a visit from Jolly old St. Nicotine!
Zelda Spellman : [discussing bedding arrangements] Sabrina, you'll be doubling up with the sugarplum fairy.

Sabrina Spellman : Just what I need. A twinkle toes and a sugar rush who grinds her teeth all night.

Zelda Spellman : [putting an arm around her shoulder] Hey, now... This is no time to be a Gloomy Gus. The holidays are upon us. We're gonna have a wonderful Christmas.

Sabrina Spellman : [hollowly, to herself] Yeah, a wonderful Christmas.

[longing for holiday far away from here]
Salem Saberhagen : Bah, humbug!

Sabrina Spellman : Salem! What are you doing here?

Salem Saberhagen : I couldn't stand the thought of Cousin Ira staring at me, so I stowed away in your suitcase. By the by, you might wanna run a lint brush over your unmentionables.
Morgan Cavanaugh : Why am I such an idiot? I keep fooling myself into thinking that one year I am actually going to have a normal Christmas.

Sabrina Spellman : Morgan, normal is relative.

Morgan Cavanaugh : Yeah, too bad my relatives aren't normal.

Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman