Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Sabrina Unplugged (2002)

Nick Bakay: Salem Saberhagen

Quotes 

• Salem Saberhagen : [re Sabrina's new curvaceous figure]  If you're here, who's co-hosting the Country Music Awards?

  Roxie King : [enters, with Morgan following]  Sabrina, can we...?

  [sees that red dress and ample figure] 

  Roxie King : Wow! What's up with this get-up?

  Sabrina Spellman : Oh, well, uh, Roxie, I would expect you of all people to know. I have adopted this outrageous look to make a statement about society's unreasonable expectations of female beauty.

  Morgan Cavanaugh : Oh, she's telling women to be prettier.

  Roxie King : No, Morgan, it's a feminist protest. Way to go, sister,

  [really getting into it] 

  Roxie King : Burn your bra!

  Sabrina Spellman : [looking down wryly at her enhanced cleavage]  Yeah, well, if I did, you could see the smoke in Baltimore.

• Salem Saberhagen : [re Sabrina's new figure, as she totters out the room]  Oh, she's got what the man wants.