- Josh: [calling up] Hey, Morgan. Are you almost ready?
- Morgan Cavanaugh: [from upstairs] One more minute! I'm layering my scent.
- Miles Goodman: I don't even wanna know what that means.
- Roxie King: [to Sabrina, who wrote an expose for the school paper] Thanks to you, I have to study Introduction to Bowling Theory for the all-important written portion of my final exam. Then I'll have exactly one hour to throw a bowling ball that doesn't land in the snack bar.
- Sabrina Spellman: [urging her to go with Miles] Look, it's a great learning opportunity. Plus, you're desperate. Go!
- Roxie King: Fine.
- [Sabrina nudges her]
- Roxie King: I mean, great!
- Sabrina Spellman: We were just studying.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Yeah, right.
- [singsong voice:]
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Like I've never used that one before.
- [goes off]
- Sabrina Spellman: Relax. I was just helping him catch up with his classes. He's about halfway through, now it's up to him to go the distance.
- Roxie King: Speaking of which...
- Sabrina Spellman: I'm not a witch!
- Roxie King: Excuse me?
- Sabrina Spellman: I'm sorry. I'm really tired. Did you say something?
- Ryan: [after feigning injury] I was just having some fun with ya.
- [laughs]
- Ryan: But just to be on the safe side, you think you can stay away from the field on Saturday?
- Sabrina Spellman: Yeah, anything to be a good athletic supporter.
- [as all the jocks stare at her incredulously, hasty exit:]
- Sabrina Spellman: Gotta go.