Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Love Is a Many Complicated Thing (2001)

Soleil Moon Frye: Roxie King

Quotes 

• Roxie King : Sabrina, Valentine's Day is nothing more than a commercial rip-off. They should just rename it Saint Suckers Day.

  Miles Goodman : Hey.

  Roxie King : Miles, tell her that Valentine's Day is nothing more than a bogus holiday engineered by the greeting card industry.

• Roxie King : Yeah, I had this one romantic Valentine's Day. This guy I was seeing gave me an ankle bracelet, necklace and earrings.

  Sabrina Spellman : Wow, that's quite a haul.

  Roxie King : Yeah, that's what the jury said right before they sent him away for armed robbery.

  Sabrina Spellman : Well, at least you know he's not with another girl.

  [laughs] 

• Roxie King : [under spell]  I never realized what beautiful eyes you have.

  Miles Goodman : You aren't by any chance talking to me, are you?

  Roxie King : Do you see anyone else here?

  [patting the seat next to her on the couch] 

• Roxie King : [as Miles tries warding her off with a chair]  Come on, Miles. It's no big deal. I just want to hold you.

  Miles Goodman : I empathize with the situation. But intimacy is very frightening to me.

  Roxie King : [about to pounce]  Then get ready to be terrified.

• Roxie King : [hunting Miles]  That sexy little scamp thinks he can climb out the window? Well, I've got a window too!

• [last lines] 

  Miles Goodman : [vainly struggling as Roxie has him pinned down on the couch]  I know how this looks, but she is very persistent.

  Sabrina Spellman : Well,

  [casting spell:] 

  Sabrina Spellman : since it's almost the end of Valentine's night, let's give Roxie back her bite.

  Roxie King : [back to her senses, looking down at Miles]  Oh, my God, what have I done?

  Miles Goodman : You've made this the most special Valentine's Day ever.

  Roxie King : [howling]  You repulse me!

  [rushes off] 

  Miles Goodman : [happy]  I'm okay with that!

  [thumbs up to smiling Sabrina]