- Miles Goodman: [picking up his books, and in front of him, leggy teacher] Wow. Nice. Footwear.
- Zelda Spellman: Thank you. I wasn't sure if open toes were too bold for the academic environment.
- Miles Goodman: Oh, no, I like open toes. Open-toed shoes. I like shoes in general. I mean, I don't have a shoe fetish or anything. I also like socks. But not with sandals.
- Sabrina Spellman: Besides, I don't see you going out with a whole lot of guys.
- Roxie King: I don't see a whole lot of guys asking me.
- [guy in hallway looks at her]
- Roxie King: What's your problem, loser?
- Sabrina Spellman: I can't imagine why.
- Salem Saberhagen: Believe it or not, when it comes to the fairer sex, I'm rather shy.
- Sabrina Spellman: Is that why you had four different species slap you with a restraining order? I promised myself I wouldn't use magic to solve every little problem.
- Salem Saberhagen: Right. Then Saturday night we can rent Steel Magnolias and you can give me a flea dip.
- [jumps off the bed, leaves]
- Sabrina Spellman: What am I gonna do?
- Salem Saberhagen: Do what you always do. Go crying to your aunties to bail you out. "Boo hoo hoo. Help me, aunties."
- [laughs - then Sabrina zaps his skateboard and he zooms off out the door]
- Sabrina Spellman: [as Morgan goes off with Josh] Some other time.
- [to her heart, who told her the true score too late:]
- Sabrina Spellman: You know, you have stinky timing.
- Pete: [coming up to Sabrina] Hey, hi, I'm... I'm Pete, from your English Lit class. I was wondering if you'd, uh... you'd like to, uhm...
- Roxie King: ...grade your pickup line? D minus.
- [nods her head helpfully]
- Sabrina Spellman: [polite] That wasn't a pickup line.
- Pete: Oh, actually, it was. You, uh, wanna go to a movie Saturday night?
- Sabrina Spellman: Oh, well, Pete, you know I... I would love to go out with you, but... I've got plans.
- Roxie King: What plans? You told me you weren't doing anything.
- Sabrina Spellman: Well, I said that because I don't want you to feel bad, because my plans don't include you.
- Roxie King: Oh, really? When were you gonna tell me?
- Pete: Hello? Hi, uhm, I'm the one being rejected here.
- Sabrina Spellman: Sorry, but thanks for asking.
- [the guy goes off]
- Roxie King: So, what are you doing Saturday night?
- Sabrina Spellman: Nothing. Wanna come along?