Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Finally! (2001)

Soleil Moon Frye: Roxie King

Quotes 

• Roxie King : [as Sabrina is putting up flyers]  Hey, what's that for?

  Sabrina Spellman : Josh and I are throwing a singles party at the coffeehouse. I'm sure you think it's stupid.

  Roxie King : I haven't been on a date in five months.

  [grabs a flyer] 

  Roxie King : I can live with stupid.

  Sabrina Spellman : [as Roxie goes off]  Well, there's no motivation like desperation.

• Miles Goodman : My name is Miles. Thus far we've only known each other as roommates, but... I'm open to other avenues.

  Roxie King : Make a U-turn. This road is closed.

  [leaving him, complaining to Sabrina:] 

  Roxie King : I didn't pay five bucks to get chatted up by Miles.

• Roxie King : You mean the relationship you don't have with the guy you're not dating?

  Sabrina Spellman : Yeah, I don't want that to end.

  Roxie King : The end of a relationship is always the most depressing part. But it's gotta be really depressing to end something that never got a chance to begin.

  Sabrina Spellman : All I know is that he should be the first one to call and apologize. He's the one who acted like a jerk when Brett stood you up.

  Roxie King : Is that what this is about? You're throwing away a great guy because of someone that never meant anything to me?

  Sabrina Spellman : It's the principle of the thing.

  Roxie King : If you're gonna date based on principle, your choices are the Pope or St. Francis of Assisi.

  Sabrina Spellman : So I've got options.