Rumpole of the Bailey (TV Series)
Rumpole and the Barrow Boy (1988)
Leo McKern: Horace Rumpole
Quotes
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Hilda Rumpole : I want you to pull up your socks. That's what I want, and if you don't... well... it's quite likely you might spend your old age alone!
Horace Rumpole : [mumbling to himself] Promises, promises.
Hilda Rumpole : What did you say?
Horace Rumpole : 'Miss you, miss you, Hilda,' I said.
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Samuel 'Soapy Sam' Ballard, Q.C. : His marriage is on the rocks, Rumpole, and when a fellow's marriage is on the rocks, he can't always be trusted with a cheque.
Claude Erskine-Brown : Indeed.
Horace Rumpole : Oh, really? How's your marriage, Ballard?
Samuel 'Soapy Sam' Ballard, Q.C. : Well, you know perfectly well, Rumpole, I'm a bachelor.
Horace Rumpole : Then aren't you in the position of a lifelong vegetarian giving us your recipe for steak and kidney pie?
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Horace Rumpole : My lord, may I make a suggestion?
Judge Gerald Graves : What is it?
Horace Rumpole : May I suggest that your lordship sits quietly and allows me to develop the defense.
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Judge Gerald Graves : Mr. Rumpole, may I ask where these questions are leading?
Horace Rumpole : I hope, my lord, to the truth.
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[Hector Vellacott tells Rumpole that Sir Christopher Japhet has disappeared, the day after Rumpole accused him in court of being responsible for the insider dealing]
Hector Vellacott Q.C. : The judge is not going to like it.
Horace Rumpole : Oh don't worry about him, old darling. The shock will probably bring him back to life.
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[Fred Timpson consults Rumpole]
Fred Timson : It's not me I'm worried about, Mr Rumpole. Young Nigel,
Horace Rumpole : Nigel, I don't think we've met professionally.
Fred Timson : That's Cousin Andy's lad what went into the City. Works cheek by jowl with them lads for Eton and Harrow College.
Horace Rumpole : And this prodigy is in some sort of trouble, is he?
Fred Timson : Wouldn't mind *his* trouble. Runs around in an F-reg Porsche, girlfriend the boss's daughter.
Horace Rumpole : What can I do to help him?
Fred Timson : Well he's got himself arrested. Fraud Squad.
Horace Rumpole : Ah! So he hasn't let down the honour of the Timsons after all.
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Horace Rumpole : It seems you know Sir Christopher Japhet's daughter.
Nigel Timson : We've been going out together for about six months. We make up a dink.
Horace Rumpole : A dink. Do translate.
Nigel Timson : Double income, no kids. It's what we call it.
Horace Rumpole : How quaint.
Nigel Timson : Now it seems I'm a YID - young indictable dealer.
[laughs nervously]
Nigel Timson : It's not really very funny, is it?
Horace Rumpole : [to Mr Bernard, Nigel Timson's solicitor] We've got to start learning a new language - do you you realise that, Mr Bernard. You can forget about tea-leaves and shooters. We're in a strange new world of DINKs, dawn raids and Chinese walls. Doesn't it make you a bit nostalgic for the simple old days when you just smashed a window, grabbed some loot and ran? The world's changed: God knows how we're going to get used to it.