Rumpole of the Bailey (TV Series)
Rumpole and the Barrow Boy (1988)
Peter Blythe: Samuel Ballard Q.C.
Quotes
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Samuel 'Soapy Sam' Ballard, Q.C. : His marriage is on the rocks, Rumpole, and when a fellow's marriage is on the rocks, he can't always be trusted with a cheque.
Claude Erskine-Brown : Indeed.
Horace Rumpole : Oh, really? How's your marriage, Ballard?
Samuel 'Soapy Sam' Ballard, Q.C. : Well, you know perfectly well, Rumpole, I'm a bachelor.
Horace Rumpole : Then aren't you in the position of a lifelong vegetarian giving us your recipe for steak and kidney pie?