Rumpole of the Bailey (TV Series)
Rumpole and the Age of Miracles (1988)
Leo McKern: Horace Rumpole
Quotes
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Canon Timothy Donkin : Well, I'm a married man, Uncle Horace.
Horace Rumpole : Well, of course, it makes it easier to commit adultery if you're married, doesn't it?
[laughs]
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Samuel 'Soapy Sam' Ballard Q.C. : I believe it is the first time in our long history, Rumpole, that these chambers have contained... a chancellor!
[Rumpole is so shocked, he sits down]
Samuel 'Soapy Sam' Ballard Q.C. : Yes, Rumpole, unworthy as I am.
Horace Rumpole : [regaining his composure] Well, that's the understatement of the year!
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Horace Rumpole : I happen to have a good deal of faith.
Samuel 'Soapy Sam' Ballard Q.C. : Yes, in what precisely?
Horace Rumpole : The health-giving qualities of claret, of course, the presumption of innocence, and not having to clock into chambers in the morning.
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Hilda Rumpole : [as Rumpole enters the house] Is that you, Rumpole?
Horace Rumpole : No, it's the village blacksmith come to crown you Queen of the May!
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Hilda Rumpole : [referring to her nephew] He's quite a big shot in the cathedral. They've made him a canon.
Horace Rumpole : Is that a funny, Hilda?
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Horace Rumpole : There is not a court in Heaven or Earth, Tim, where Horace Rumpole is not ready and willing to appear. On the Day of Judgment I shall probably be up on my hind legs putting a few impertinent questions to the prosecution.
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Horace Rumpole : The food here is like my jokes - not always in the best of taste.
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[Frank Marlin is telling Rumpole the names of the canon's Six Accusers who want to unfrock him. He points out a woman with a very severe expression]
Frank Marlin : Mrs Elphick, Chairman of the Bench.
Horace Rumpole : She looks like a warm advocate for hanging for an un-renewed dog-licence.