Rumpole of the Bailey (TV Series)
Rumpole and Portia (1988)
Leo McKern: Horace Rumpole
Quotes
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Hilda Rumpole : [as Rumpole enters their home] Is that you, Rumpole?
Horace Rumpole : [Sarcastically] Good heavens, no, it's the Lord High Chancellor popped in to read the gas meter.
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Horace Rumpole : [to himself] A fair judge, an upright judge - always a terrible danger to the defence!
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Horace Rumpole : [In an impassioned defence of Uncle Tom] It's like great poetry - that's unnecessary. You can't eat it. It doesn't make you money. I suppose, there are some people, Ballard, who can get through life like you - without Wordsworth's sonnet "Upon Westminster Bridge". What we're discussing here is the quality of life. Uncle Tom adds an imaginative tone to what would otherwise be a dusty, dreary little clerks' office full of barristers, biscuits, and briefs.
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Samuel Ballard Q.C. : Uncle Tom and his golf balls are, in my considered opinion, a quite unnecessary health hazard. I'm asking him to vacate his rooms.
Horace Rumpole : [horrified] You're going to ask him to leave?
Samuel Ballard Q.C. : Exactly that.
Horace Rumpole : [standing up] If Uncle Tom goes, I go.
Samuel Ballard Q.C. : That would seem to make the departure of Uncle Tom even *more* desirable.