- Didi Pickles: Stu, you've got to get rid of that old thing.
- Stu Pickles: You mean Pop?
- Didi Pickles: Very funny.
- Lou Pickles: She's as good now as she was in '42.
- Stu Pickles: A mattress shouldn't be used any longer than two decades, Pop. You needed a new bed in 1962!
- Lou Pickles: Let me tell you somethin', Sonny Boy! That's the best darned bed I ever had! Saved my *life* during WW2.