- Grandpa Lou Pickles: Hey, Where are you going with my caddie?
- Didi Pickles: You don't have to babysit today, Pop. I'm taking Tommy to school.
- Grandpa Lou Pickles: School? The little fella's only one year old!
- Didi Pickles: It's just for a visit, Pop. I'm teaching the kids how to diaper babies so I'd bring Tommy in as a learning aid.
- Grandpa Lou Pickles: You mean an experiment! He's nothing but a monkey to you people!
- Didi Pickles: Say goodbye to Grandpa, Tommy.